“I will be somewhere that doesn’t have an internet connection for a few days.” is the only explanation needed. All other details are superfluous.
Though I think “my cat is unwell, therefore I have no internet” is also perfectly acceptable. As we all know, the internet runs on cat power, so how can you possibly have internet if your cat isn’t well enough to generate internet particles? :P
as i said - it is really complicated 
maybe i’ll let the cat make a summary
So, good news, i will have my usual crappy internet. Bad news, the cat is really ill and so we have to stay at home snd hope he will recover
Gute Besserung, kleine Katze.
Dankeschön. Thank you.
Sorry folks, it seems I am going to be out of order tomorrow.
@carbonacat please note
Hope a swift recovery 
Noted, take care of yourself in the meanwhile - health first
take care 
Hey all. It seems to me we could finally do the livestream this weekend.
Sat or sunday? I prefer sunday
I’d prefer Sunday too 
Great. I will be streaming from the new Pokitto HQ
Tomorrow saturday? cool 
EDIT:
SUNDAY 31st
Will it be recorded for those of us who might miss it?
yes, standard Youtube video coming
Yeah, should be possible here (if i don’t have a live event with Blaze) 
Depending on when it is in my timezone we might be doing Halloween with the kids. But that’s between 2021-10-31T23:00:00Z and 2021-11-01T04:00:00Z (4pm - 9pm my time).
Hope i get e reminder, will be working on class tests