Collection of tech related jokes for the Pokitto Magazine #2

[spinal]

Old Macdonald had a port, IEEE I/O

[Pharap]

#include <iostream>
#include <cmath>

int main()
{
    float n = -std::sqrt(-1.00);

    for(int i = 0; i < 11; ++i)
        std::cout << n << ' ';

    std::cout << "Batman!";
}

Try it online: https://rextester.com/PPJZ67638

[jonne]

That was a good one!

[MLXXXp]

@spinal

IEEE I/O

Back in the day, we used to say “EIA I/O” but since that organisation no longer exists…

[spinal]

@MLXXXp

Back in the day,

Are we talking hand soldered, hand drawn circuit boards? They always look cool

[MLXXXp]

@spinal

Are we talking hand soldered, hand drawn circuit boards?

Yes, I hand taped or altered a few boards. Black tape for single sided. Red and blue transparent for double sided.

[torbuntu]

I laughed so hard at this old mac Donald joke that my toddler was seriously concerned for my well being

[drummyfish]

computer joke?

C++

[jonne]

All C vs. C++ joke slots fulfilled, on to the next joke

Edit: great to see you again @drummyfish!

[drummyfish]

Java

Windows, Android, Unity, KDE, GNOME, systemd, the Linux foundation, lol websites are programs and also anything after 2010 (Pokitto is an exception of course)

Glad to see you too I’m not creating much but am lurking.

[sbmrgd]

Another (very) stupid joke:
Why make a 9-bit game instead of an 8-bit game?
Because it would be a bit better…
…

I’ll get me coat…

[jonne]

Q: what is a quantum computer used for?
A: playing Pole Superposition

[Pharap]

Speaking of quantum computers…

The problem with quantum computers is that when you put them in a box to sell them they have a habit of being simultaneously on and off.

[Pharap]

A couple of classic Bjarne Stroustrup quotes:

And one I found lying around on my hard drive:

[spinal]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

[Hanski]

Should it be 10 kinds?

[Rakkachi]

01001001 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00101110

[spinal]

@Hanski

Should it be 10 kinds?

Typo, I blame my phone

[spinal]

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